Snowbird Extraordinaire Gifts

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

Skiing

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

The Snowcow

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

Nevermore!

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."

'What part of 'nature' do you not get?'

Santana Claus

Skis with stabilisers.

The Browntail Craptor

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

A Doctor has a sign on his door, 'Flown south for the winter' - 'You see Harold, I told you he was a quack!'

Singer

Pencil Peaock

Goose Bus.

Tiny bird emerges from giant egg.

"It's the time of year when all the birds and grandparents fly back north again."

Without warning, Gertie dropped her fork and began to fly south.

"Look, son, Pop-Pop and Nana are heading south for the winter."

Birds flying south for the winter.

Skiing.

High Wire Act and Birds