Songbird Extraordinaire Gifts

Merry Christmas Tra la la la la

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Guitar Man.

A woman playing a keyboard

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Have I told you lately that I love you

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Festive squad

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Aimee Mann

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Button up your overcoat.

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Celine Dion

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

Musician

Freedom of the Press

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

Simon and Garfunkel's Spice Rack.

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

Memories Of Lauren Bacall

"…'Hey, Mr Tally man, Tally me banana' …when I first heard that song I knew I had to be and accountant."

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

"Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?"

Santana Claus