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Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'First of all, relax.'

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Fetching some fuel.

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

Running out of Gas.

Tight Rope Ski Lift

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

'Snow Now I have to invent chains'

Toboggan Hitchhiker

Zimmer Frame in Winter

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Taxi

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

It's a forwarding address to a feeder in Florida. Bird seed.

"Now that I'm back I Miss Florida already."

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'