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'No wonder prices are slightly higher north of the Himalayas.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'First of all, relax.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Skiing

The lonely figure

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Fetching some fuel.

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

Running out of Gas.

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

'Snow Now I have to invent chains'

Bus Stop

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

Taxi

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

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