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"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

'Boat Launch'

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

"It's only lightning Harold. Just lightning."

I love thunderstorms!

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

Hells Snack Shack.

Andy Johnson, Hardcore Composter

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

Scottish Bank Holiday Weather

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

"Yeah, I found a pizza shop that delivers."

Walking in a winter wonderland

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"Now, which one of the Thousand Islands is this?"

"I'm retiring the line 'water under the bridge'."

'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

'You know you said you 'fancied fish for supper,' you might want to think again!'

Great. Now we're out of gas. What else can go wrong?

'If I can reach that cabin, I'll be saved...just a few seconds more...a miracle! I never thought I'd make it...I gotta get out of here.'

"Do you think I care about rising oil prices?"

Wow. Some wind, huh?

"I don't mind the heat so much, or even the thirst, it's just that I feel like such a cliche!"

Wilderness Vacation Package - Economy Plan

'Wow. Hitching a ride on a lonely road, during a storm... You realise how many 'slasher' movies start like this?'

'Just keep howling till we get to the dock Ben.'