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"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

'Boat Launch'

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

I love thunderstorms!

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"It's only lightning Harold. Just lightning."

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

Scottish Bank Holiday Weather

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

"I'm retiring the line 'water under the bridge'."

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"Yeah, I found a pizza shop that delivers."

Walking in a winter wonderland

"Now, which one of the Thousand Islands is this?"

'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

'You know you said you 'fancied fish for supper,' you might want to think again!'

Great. Now we're out of gas. What else can go wrong?

'If I can reach that cabin, I'll be saved...just a few seconds more...a miracle! I never thought I'd make it...I gotta get out of here.'

"Do you think I care about rising oil prices?"

Man hunting a bear.

Wilderness Vacation Package - Economy Plan

"I don't mind the heat so much, or even the thirst, it's just that I feel like such a cliche!"

'Just keep howling till we get to the dock Ben.'

'No wonder prices are slightly higher north of the Himalayas.'