Snowflake Adventurer T-Shirts

'First of all, relax.'

Skiing.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Snow flake

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Yo ho ho!

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Keeping Warm in Winter

Skiing

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Fetching some fuel.

"Ever since I started Yoga, I don't freeze up as much."

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

Running out of Gas.

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

Tight Rope Ski Lift

Jack and the Snowman.

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

'Snow Now I have to invent chains'

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

Taxi