Snowflake Adventurer T-Shirts

'First of all, relax.'

Skiing.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Snow flake

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Yo ho ho!

Skiing

Keeping Warm in Winter

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Ever since I started Yoga, I don't freeze up as much."

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Fetching some fuel.

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

Running out of Gas.

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Jack and the Snowman.

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'Snow Now I have to invent chains'

Toboggan Hitchhiker

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'