Snowstorm Adventurer Pillows

Andy Johnson, Hardcore Composter

'No wonder prices are slightly higher north of the Himalayas.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'First of all, relax.'

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

The lonely figure

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Fetching some fuel.

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

Running out of Gas.

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Tight Rope Ski Lift

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

Bus Stop

'Snow Now I have to invent chains'

Toboggan Hitchhiker

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

Flights suspended snowstorm

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."