Snow Adventurer Pillows

"Look, I'm not saying it's going to be today. But someday - someday - you guys will be happy that you've taken along a lawyer."

'We all contributed.'

Ski Instructor

'I think there's a design flaw in these moguls.'

'SIGN? WHAT SIGN? SPEAK UP, MY HEARING AID ISN'T WORKING!'

Little girl skiing.

'Radical snow removal method #23 at the airport.'

Everything For The Skier.

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

'School been cancelled again...I'm bringing the kids to work with me.'

Hitchhiking skier

Slalom

'The really rub in the fact that they were first.'

"Thanks, but I'm fine."

'What, no Johnnie Walker Black?'

'Dang! How did Charles Addams do it?'

Running out of Gas.

'Snow Now I have to invent chains'

'Run Harriet! It's The Abdominal Snowman'

Well-aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?

'I reckon it must be Happy Hour!'

'True, but on the other hand, it is sugar-free.'

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

"I don't think this is the right spare"

'Listen, there it is again.'

Think Snow

"I don't care how much snow is out there...we have sales to get to!"

Snow Mobile Crossing.

Alright, you can take me out tonight. Now get off my skis!

'By golly, you mailmen really live up to your code!'

Snowboarding vs skiing,

Unusual Sports: Shooting Skiers

"On task! On task, you huskies!"

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

Colorado skier