Winter Adventurers Pillows

'Aim for those kids that were laughing at us on our way up!'

'Ski Boots, One Size, Fits None.'

"How the hell does he do that?"

Summer Globe

Snowball Fight.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

Skier.

'Looks like Tungor's wife's waters have broken.'

'Remember when we used to make snow angels?'

"Tommy!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Crowded Ice Fishing

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Skiing

Igloo for birds.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

The lonely figure

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Fetching some fuel.

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.