Snow Adventurer Gifts

"Look, I'm not saying it's going to be today. But someday - someday - you guys will be happy that you've taken along a lawyer."

'We all contributed.'

Ski Instructor

'SIGN? WHAT SIGN? SPEAK UP, MY HEARING AID ISN'T WORKING!'

'I think there's a design flaw in these moguls.'

Man skis through Tree.

Little girl skiing.

Everything For The Skier.

'Radical snow removal method #23 at the airport.'

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'The really rub in the fact that they were first.'

Slalom

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

'School been cancelled again...I'm bringing the kids to work with me.'

Hitchhiking skier

Running out of Gas.

"I don't think this is the right spare"

'Run Harriet! It's The Abdominal Snowman'

Well-aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?

'I reckon it must be Happy Hour!'

'True, but on the other hand, it is sugar-free.'

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

'Snow Now I have to invent chains'

'Dang! How did Charles Addams do it?'

'What, no Johnnie Walker Black?'

"Thanks, but I'm fine."

"I'm glad I'm all white to blend in with the environment unlike those other idiots."

"I don't care how much snow is out there...we have sales to get to!"

Think Snow

Snow Mobile Crossing.

Snowboarding vs skiing,

Unusual Sports: Shooting Skiers

"On task! On task, you huskies!"

'Listen, there it is again.'

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."