Ski Adventurer Gifts

Pyramid Ski Slope.

'Henry has sloped off again.'

Skier gets caught in the thaw

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Tommy!"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Igloo for birds.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Skiing

Sisyphus visits Stowe

The polar olympics

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

Snowboarding downhill.

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

Polar bears

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

The lonely figure

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"Rockefeller Center."

Can I have a look at the map?

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'It is too snowing!'

'Pull...'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'