Skiing Adventurer Gifts

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Milkjet Skiing

'Our St. Bernard rescue dog passed to his reward last summer.'

Flights suspended snowstorm

Beijing 2022

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

The polar olympics

Snowboarding downhill.

'It is too snowing!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Can I have a look at the map?

Polar bears

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"Rockefeller Center."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'Pull...'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

Skiing at Sea

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

Fetching some fuel.

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."