Skiing Adventurer Gifts

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Milkjet Skiing

'Our St. Bernard rescue dog passed to his reward last summer.'

Flights suspended snowstorm

Beijing 2022

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Skiing

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

The polar olympics

Snowboarding downhill.

Polar bears

"Rockefeller Center."

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'It is too snowing!'

Can I have a look at the map?

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'Pull...'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Fetching some fuel.

Skiing at Sea