Adventurous Skier Gifts

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Rockefeller Center."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

Milkjet Skiing

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

"Fight or flight?"

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

"We're looking for our local post office."

Balloon ski lift

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

Flights suspended snowstorm

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Skier gets caught in the thaw

'Tomorrow, I'm going on vacation from this darned bike.'

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

Cruise to nowhere

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

All Roads Lead To Rome.

Beijing 2022

Scientists discovered an immense hole in Siberia. Nobody knows what caused it. Some think global warming melted a huge, gas-filled hill made of ice so fast that is exploded. Let's let them go on thinking that, little buddy. House of Java.net Cybercafe. By the way, if you ever go out to the middle of nowhere to brew your own black market cologne, make sure you don't brew it on a hill made of ice. That does not constitute an admission of anything.

Dinosaur stalking bird watchers.

Unnatural History Museum: 'How can we help?'

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

'What time does the train leave for Shangrila?'

'Look at this guy, listening to music on his earphones when there are bears around! I guess somebody's about to learn a lesson in hunting safety!'