Brave Ski Adventurer Gifts

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Tommy!"

Very Difficult Conversations

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Snowmobull

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Skiing

Igloo for birds.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Skier and his dog.

Shoot For The Moon

Sisyphus visits Stowe

The polar olympics

Snowboarding downhill.

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

The lonely figure

"Rockefeller Center."

Can I have a look at the map?

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Polar bears

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'Pull...'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"