Adventurous Rider Gifts

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Kardiff.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Safari.

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Baby on Board, Mother on Edge.

"Fight or flight?"

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Stonehenge Books

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Book Shop

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

BMX riding in Bavaria

'Well? How was the flight?'

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1