Adventurous Rider Gifts

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Kardiff.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Safari.

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Baby on Board, Mother on Edge.

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"Fight or flight?"

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Stonehenge Books

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Book Shop

'I thought you said the kids were in the back.'

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

'Well? How was the flight?'

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'