Riding Adventurer Gifts

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

COWS: Cow Carrot Incentive Error

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'Have you been waiting long?'

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

The next fast train has gone.

Run from the hills!

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Santa Harley

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

"He only made first four installments."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Wrong Way.

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

What to do if the kids take away your car.

The old woman who lives in a shoe uses a roller skate as an RV.

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Tedium Tours.

To make ends meet Santa becomes an Uber driver. Miami Beach, please!

BMX riding in Bavaria

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Tunnel of Fudge!

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

'You knew what I was when you married me.'

"On your left."