Rideshare Adventurer Gifts

To make ends meet Santa becomes an Uber driver. Miami Beach, please!

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Mind the whale, dear."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'I admire your floatibility.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Have you been waiting long?'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Fishing direction sign.

The next fast train has gone.

Run from the hills!

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"Wanna come up to my place?"

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

"Giddyup."

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

Wrong Way.

'I said I live in a boathouse not a houseboat.'

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'