Rideshare Aficionado Gifts

"So, how do you like driving for Lyft?"

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

Rideshare.

"Well, this all checks out, when can you start?"

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Tunnel of Like.

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

"Giddyup."

How do fish get to work?

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

"How much if I pedal?"

Scrambler.

No Car Bar.

To make ends meet Santa becomes an Uber driver. Miami Beach, please!

Samosas

'Slow and hurl.'

"Mum.... I need to poo."

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"Aw, c'mon ma, just five more minutes. . ."

"The Over-Sharing Economy"