Rideshare Regular Gifts

"You're the only one I know stilling calling people 'Uber' this and 'Uber' that."

"Giddyup."

Touring Cyclist

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

How do fish get to work?

"How much if I pedal?"

No Car Bar.

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

To make ends meet Santa becomes an Uber driver. Miami Beach, please!

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

Ubear.

"Sorry for the wait. We're a low-overhead crime organization, so when we take someone 'for a ride', we use a ride-sharing service."

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

He must use Uber. I heard you contact them when you want to be picked up.

"Scuber?"

I also scheduled a pickup after we finish toiling in the fields. Amish Uber.

"I heard about your new job . . . congratulations!"