Rideshare Giggler Gifts

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Clown God

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'Whoops!'

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

"How much if I pedal?"

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

No Car Bar.