Rideshare Enthusiast Gifts

He must use Uber. I heard you contact them when you want to be picked up.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Touring Cyclist

'Are we broke yet?'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

Tunnel of Like.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

"Giddyup."

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

How do fish get to work?

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"How much if I pedal?"

No Car Bar.

To make ends meet Santa becomes an Uber driver. Miami Beach, please!

Samosas

'Slow and hurl.'

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

"Mum.... I need to poo."

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Ubear.

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."