Ride-share Aficionado Gifts

"I get the part about the Big Guy switching to Uber, but why does Mrs. C. have reindeer listed on this week's menu?"

'Are we broke yet?'

Church Basement Foodie

Tunnel of Like.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

How do fish get to work?

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

Scrambler.

'Slow and hurl.'

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

"Mum.... I need to poo."

"Sorry for the wait. We're a low-overhead crime organization, so when we take someone 'for a ride', we use a ride-sharing service."

Ubear.

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"Aw, c'mon ma, just five more minutes. . ."

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

I also scheduled a pickup after we finish toiling in the fields. Amish Uber.

He must use Uber. I heard you contact them when you want to be picked up.

"Your ride is here."

'The wife will be late I'm afraid-it's my turn for the car today.'

Tunnel of Laundry.

"So, how do you like driving for Lyft?"

"You must be my Uber ride."

More Entertaining Than Lyft

'Ha, who needs television!'

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault