Ride-sharing Advocate Gifts

'Since you carpool together, we're not letting you ALL go.'

How do fish get to work?

Touring Cyclist

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

"Giddyup."

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"How much if I pedal?"

No Car Bar.

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

To make ends meet Santa becomes an Uber driver. Miami Beach, please!

"For Thanksgiving...I want to celebrate Christmas!"

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

Ubear.

"Sorry for the wait. We're a low-overhead crime organization, so when we take someone 'for a ride', we use a ride-sharing service."

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

"Scuber?"

He must use Uber. I heard you contact them when you want to be picked up.

"Your ride is here."