Ride-sharing Advocate Pillows

'Since you carpool together, we're not letting you ALL go.'

How do fish get to work?

Touring Cyclist

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

"How much if I pedal?"

No Car Bar.

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

"For Thanksgiving...I want to celebrate Christmas!"

"Sorry for the wait. We're a low-overhead crime organization, so when we take someone 'for a ride', we use a ride-sharing service."

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

Ubear.

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

"I heard about your new job . . . congratulations!"

"Scuber?"