Ride-sharing Aficionado Pillows

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'Are we broke yet?'

Tunnel of Like.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

How do fish get to work?

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

Scrambler.

Samosas

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

'Slow and hurl.'

"Mum.... I need to poo."

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

Ubear.

"Aw, c'mon ma, just five more minutes. . ."

"Sorry for the wait. We're a low-overhead crime organization, so when we take someone 'for a ride', we use a ride-sharing service."

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

"Your ride is here."

He must use Uber. I heard you contact them when you want to be picked up.

'The wife will be late I'm afraid-it's my turn for the car today.'

"That's the problem with social media. Once you let it go, it's hard to take back."

"So, how do you like driving for Lyft?"

Pizza island.

More Entertaining Than Lyft

"You must be my Uber ride."

'Ha, who needs television!'