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"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Tunnel of Like.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

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"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

How do fish get to work?

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

"How much if I pedal?"

'Slow and hurl.'

Samosas

No Car Bar.

"Mum.... I need to poo."

"Aw, c'mon ma, just five more minutes. . ."

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

Ubear.

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

"Scuber?"