Rideshare User Pillows

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

How do fish get to work?

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"How much if I pedal?"

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

No Car Bar.

Ubear.

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"Sorry for the wait. We're a low-overhead crime organization, so when we take someone 'for a ride', we use a ride-sharing service."

"Aw, c'mon ma, just five more minutes. . ."

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

"Scuber?"

"I heard about your new job . . . congratulations!"