Ridesharing Pillows

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

"So, how do you like driving for Lyft?"

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

"He's driving a blue Subaru, looks like he's two minutes away."

Walk-share. Ok, let's go.

Mom! Kate's dad had their car again! Olivia's parents are out of town. Lizzie's mom is sick. Can you pick us up after practice? I'm sick too, you know! Sick of car-pooling! She'll be there!

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Uber alles driver

Ubear.

"Where the hell is my Uber car?"

Carpooling with a motorbike

When Car Shares Go Bad

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Touring Cyclist

'Are we broke yet?'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

How do fish get to work?

"Giddyup."

"How much if I pedal?"

No Car Bar.