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"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

"He's driving a blue Subaru, looks like he's two minutes away."

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Uber alles driver

Ubear.

Carpooling with a motorbike

When Car Shares Go Bad

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Touring Cyclist

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

How do fish get to work?

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

"How much if I pedal?"

No Car Bar.

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

"Sorry for the wait. We're a low-overhead crime organization, so when we take someone 'for a ride', we use a ride-sharing service."

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

'Now that we're married, I thought I should be less selfish. Here, take the TV remote while I get a snack.'

"Scuber?"