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In the Future Every President Will Be Impeached over Drivel

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Touring Cyclist

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Tunnel of Like.

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

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"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

"Giddyup."

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

How do fish get to work?

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

"How much if I pedal?"

Scrambler.

No Car Bar.

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

To make ends meet Santa becomes an Uber driver. Miami Beach, please!

'Slow and hurl.'

Samosas

"Mum.... I need to poo."

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Ubear.

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."