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It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

Street signs you don't want to see.

Sister Cities

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Confused drivers

Route 666.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Car Journey.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Do not pass.

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

How do fish get to work?

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

'Are we there yet?'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."

"Oh shut up."

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

'Told you so.'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

"...It's about 11 miles west on Brandon Gap Road, then five miles around Lake Dunmore...or three weeks as the easily distracted crow flies."

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost, it is generally too late.