Ride-sharing Adventurer T-Shirts

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

Sister Cities

Street signs you don't want to see.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Confused drivers

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Route 666.

Car Journey.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Do not pass.

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

How do fish get to work?

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

'Are we there yet?'

"Oh shut up."

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

'Told you so.'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

'This really is the road less traveled. I can't find it on my Google Map.'

"...It's about 11 miles west on Brandon Gap Road, then five miles around Lake Dunmore...or three weeks as the easily distracted crow flies."