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"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'Are we broke yet?'

Tunnel of Like.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

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"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

How do fish get to work?

'Slow and hurl.'

Samosas

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

"Mum.... I need to poo."

"Aw, c'mon ma, just five more minutes. . ."

"Sorry for the wait. We're a low-overhead crime organization, so when we take someone 'for a ride', we use a ride-sharing service."

Ubear.

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

'The wife will be late I'm afraid-it's my turn for the car today.'

"That's the problem with social media. Once you let it go, it's hard to take back."

Pizza island.

'Ha, who needs television!'

Tunnel of Laundry.