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'The wife will be late I'm afraid-it's my turn for the car today.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

It's great for pulling the birds!

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

The Hybrid

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Chicken Road Crossing

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

Samosas

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

'Power steering.'

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

'My anger counselor wants to talk to your anger counselor.'

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"

2020 Panic Room

Scrapyard Worker

'Miss the ol' swamp, don't ya? The soft mud, the quiet, the moonlit nights...can I have your rig if you go back?'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"And this little hybrid beauty runs on either gas or liposuction fat."

I'd Rather Be Unicycling.

"You'd think they'd at least offer health insurance with this job."

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

'You've slept with your new car every night for a week. When's the newness wear off!'

Three long vehicles.

Character trucks #4 Pick-up.

Football anagrams: Honest John's (Answer: Seth Johnson.)