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The gang at Chilson Engineering was committed to saving money...

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

25¢ Ride the Pony

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

The Hybrid

How do fish get to work?

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'Power steering.'

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

2020 Panic Room

"How do you connect it to the wi-fi?"

'They've been carpooling together for 30 years.'

'Another day, another dollar.'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

"Look, it's the managerial merry-go-round!"

Car Pools.

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

Football anagrams: Honest John's (Answer: Seth Johnson.)

"All you are is a pedal and a cable which helps me change gear. One day, you'll break and be useless."

'You've slept with your new car every night for a week. When's the newness wear off!'

'You can't go wrong. The Futura is a Japanese car made in America, and the Silvette is an American car made in Japan.'

Circus. It's been fun working with these circus performers on their financial planning. Those clowns are serious savers! Yeah, they've cut expenses by carpooling. The highwire walker wants a portfolio with a mixture of stocks and bonds. Having balance is her highest priority! And the lion tamer is interested only in very safe investments --- He has zero tolerance for more risk in his life. Our last meeting today is with the trapeze artist. What is your net worth? Every penny it cost!

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive,some days you like to be driven."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

The Government car-share scheme gains wide support!

"There's a guy in the trunk."