Carpool Connoisseur Pillows

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

25¢ Ride the Pony

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

The Hybrid

How do fish get to work?

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

'Power steering.'

"How do you connect it to the wi-fi?"

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

2020 Panic Room

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"Look, it's the managerial merry-go-round!"

'Another day, another dollar.'

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

Car Pools.

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

"There's a guy in the trunk."

'You've slept with your new car every night for a week. When's the newness wear off!'

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

'You can't go wrong. The Futura is a Japanese car made in America, and the Silvette is an American car made in Japan.'

"All you are is a pedal and a cable which helps me change gear. One day, you'll break and be useless."

The Government car-share scheme gains wide support!

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive,some days you like to be driven."

"We call it that because Pastor Dave is always aware of kick-off time."