Carpool Companions Pillows

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

I drive, therefore I am.

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

How do fish get to work?

'Be a friend.'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

A Dog In A Train Carriage.

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

'Another day, another dollar.'

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

Car Pools.

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

'Yes, this is romantic, but that's not why I chose this. Gas prices are up, and i can't afford dinner, movie and gas for my car.'

"When I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"There's a guy in the trunk."

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

"I thought that driving around all day picking kids up and dropping them off, then waiting for them,would be more fulfilling."

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'

'I know moms can drive you crazy, but they can drive you lots of other places, too!'

Clown Car Lane: 10 or More

'Lots of people have longer commutes than you.'