Carpooling Advocate Pillows

'All for the environment, dear... All for the environment.'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Touring Cyclist

I drive, therefore I am.

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

How do fish get to work?

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'They've been carpooling together for 30 years.'

"For Thanksgiving...I want to celebrate Christmas!"

I'm late. Nothing you can say will convince me to drive you to school. O.K. Slam!

'Another day, another dollar.'

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

Car Pools.

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

"When I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

"There's a guy in the trunk."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Stop complaining...at least we get a choice!'

Circus. It's been fun working with these circus performers on their financial planning. Those clowns are serious savers! Yeah, they've cut expenses by carpooling. The highwire walker wants a portfolio with a mixture of stocks and bonds. Having balance is her highest priority! And the lion tamer is interested only in very safe investments --- He has zero tolerance for more risk in his life. Our last meeting today is with the trapeze artist. What is your net worth? Every penny it cost!

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

"I thought that driving around all day picking kids up and dropping them off, then waiting for them,would be more fulfilling."

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

'I know moms can drive you crazy, but they can drive you lots of other places, too!'

'Apparently the car pool has a dress code I was not aware of and so now I have to take the bus like some idiot.'