Carpooling Advocate Gifts

'All for the environment, dear... All for the environment.'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Touring Cyclist

I drive, therefore I am.

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

How do fish get to work?

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"For Thanksgiving...I want to celebrate Christmas!"

'Another day, another dollar.'

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Car Pools.

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

"When I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."

"There's a guy in the trunk."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

'Stop complaining...at least we get a choice!'

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

"I thought that driving around all day picking kids up and dropping them off, then waiting for them,would be more fulfilling."

'I know moms can drive you crazy, but they can drive you lots of other places, too!'

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

'Lots of people have longer commutes than you.'