Carpool Enthusiast Gifts

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

'I never realised this car share scheme would be so popular.'

'The all work in their own homes now, but they still get together for carpool reunions.'

"What's wrong, officer? I didn't violate the car pool lane rules."

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'

'Since you carpool together, we're not letting you ALL go.'

Carpool of rocket scientists.

'Sorry, Mary. We know you won the lottery and quit, but we still need you to drive with us we so can use the car pool lane.'

'I'll be there in a minute. Guys.'

'Since becoming a blonde, I've had 3 offers to join a carpool!'

'Hi, is this the commuting 'bus'?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

I drive, therefore I am.

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

How do fish get to work?

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

'They've been carpooling together for 30 years.'

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

'Another day, another dollar.'

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

I'm late. Nothing you can say will convince me to drive you to school. O.K. Slam!

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.

Car Pools.

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

'Yes, this is romantic, but that's not why I chose this. Gas prices are up, and i can't afford dinner, movie and gas for my car.'

"When I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Circus. It's been fun working with these circus performers on their financial planning. Those clowns are serious savers! Yeah, they've cut expenses by carpooling. The highwire walker wants a portfolio with a mixture of stocks and bonds. Having balance is her highest priority! And the lion tamer is interested only in very safe investments --- He has zero tolerance for more risk in his life. Our last meeting today is with the trapeze artist. What is your net worth? Every penny it cost!