Kid Carpooling Pro Gifts

"I thought that driving around all day picking kids up and dropping them off, then waiting for them,would be more fulfilling."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

I drive, therefore I am.

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

How do fish get to work?

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

'Another day, another dollar.'

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

Car Pools.

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

"When I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

"There's a guy in the trunk."

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

'I know moms can drive you crazy, but they can drive you lots of other places, too!'

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'

'Lots of people have longer commutes than you.'

'Apparently the car pool has a dress code I was not aware of and so now I have to take the bus like some idiot.'

Clown car lane: 10 or more.

'Since you carpool together, we're letting you ALL go.'