Carpool Aficionado Gifts

'Apparently the car pool has a dress code I was not aware of and so now I have to take the bus like some idiot.'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

I drive, therefore I am.

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

How do fish get to work?

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'Another day, another dollar.'

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

Car Pools.

'Yes, this is romantic, but that's not why I chose this. Gas prices are up, and i can't afford dinner, movie and gas for my car.'

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

"When I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."

"There's a guy in the trunk."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

"I thought that driving around all day picking kids up and dropping them off, then waiting for them,would be more fulfilling."

'I know moms can drive you crazy, but they can drive you lots of other places, too!'

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'

'Lots of people have longer commutes than you.'

'Since you carpool together, we're letting you ALL go.'

'All for the environment, dear... All for the environment.'

Clown Car Lane: 10 or More

'Hi, is this the commuting 'bus'?'

Clown car lane: 10 or more.