Carpool Aficionado Mugs

'Apparently the car pool has a dress code I was not aware of and so now I have to take the bus like some idiot.'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

I drive, therefore I am.

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

How do fish get to work?

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

'They've been carpooling together for 30 years.'

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

I'm late. Nothing you can say will convince me to drive you to school. O.K. Slam!

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'Another day, another dollar.'

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

Car Pools.

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

"When I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."

'Yes, this is romantic, but that's not why I chose this. Gas prices are up, and i can't afford dinner, movie and gas for my car.'

"There's a guy in the trunk."

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Circus. It's been fun working with these circus performers on their financial planning. Those clowns are serious savers! Yeah, they've cut expenses by carpooling. The highwire walker wants a portfolio with a mixture of stocks and bonds. Having balance is her highest priority! And the lion tamer is interested only in very safe investments --- He has zero tolerance for more risk in his life. Our last meeting today is with the trapeze artist. What is your net worth? Every penny it cost!

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

"I thought that driving around all day picking kids up and dropping them off, then waiting for them,would be more fulfilling."

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'

'I know moms can drive you crazy, but they can drive you lots of other places, too!'

'All for the environment, dear... All for the environment.'

'Lots of people have longer commutes than you.'

Clown Car Lane: 10 or More

'Hi, is this the commuting 'bus'?'

Car pool lane.

Carpool karaoke