Carpooling Enthusiast Gifts

'Since you carpool together, we're letting you ALL go.'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

I drive, therefore I am.

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

How do fish get to work?

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'Another day, another dollar.'

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.

Car Pools.

'Yes, this is romantic, but that's not why I chose this. Gas prices are up, and i can't afford dinner, movie and gas for my car.'

"When I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

"There's a guy in the trunk."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

"I thought that driving around all day picking kids up and dropping them off, then waiting for them,would be more fulfilling."

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

'I know moms can drive you crazy, but they can drive you lots of other places, too!'

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'

'Lots of people have longer commutes than you.'

'Apparently the car pool has a dress code I was not aware of and so now I have to take the bus like some idiot.'

'Sorry, Mary. We know you won the lottery and quit, but we still need you to drive with us we so can use the car pool lane.'

Clown Car Lane: 10 or More