Carpooling Gifts

The gang at Chilson Engineering was committed to saving money...

"I thought that driving around all day picking kids up and dropping them off, then waiting for them,would be more fulfilling."

'They've been carpooling together for 30 years.'

Car Pools.

A few years later David is diagnosed with Car Pool Tunnel syndrome.

Our Short-Lived Car Pool

'Sorry, Clark, but you know the rules on smoking in this carpool.'

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

'I know moms can drive you crazy, but they can drive you lots of other places, too!'

'Since becoming a blonde, I've had 3 offers to join a carpool!'

High fuel costs cause criminals to economize.

'I'll be there in a minute. Guys.'

'It's John's day to drive the school car pool.'

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

'Lots of people have longer commutes than you.'

How do fish get to work?

'Apparently the car pool has a dress code I was not aware of and so now I have to take the bus like some idiot.'

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

Ride share

"I was told Bob fell off about 4 blocks back, so we do have room for one more. Would you like to carpool with us?"

Circus. It's been fun working with these circus performers on their financial planning. Those clowns are serious savers! Yeah, they've cut expenses by carpooling. The highwire walker wants a portfolio with a mixture of stocks and bonds. Having balance is her highest priority! And the lion tamer is interested only in very safe investments --- He has zero tolerance for more risk in his life. Our last meeting today is with the trapeze artist. What is your net worth? Every penny it cost!

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"There's a guy in the trunk."

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

Suburban Gang Signs

Clown car lane: 10 or more.

'Since you carpool together, we're not letting you ALL go.'

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'All for the environment, dear... All for the environment.'

Clown Car Lane: 10 or More

The bus broke down. Can you get Twig and her posse from field hockey? I'm making a delivery. Please? I'm stuck at work. Ok. I'll figure something our so the police don't notice. Tree's Trees.

Hi! I'm setting up a carpool for field hockey practice? Tuesdays and Fridays? Great!