Carpooling Trickster Gifts

"There's a guy in the trunk."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

How do fish get to work?

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Scarecrow Directions

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

5 people balance on one tiny bike

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

BMX Tricks

'They've been carpooling together for 30 years.'

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Extreme Court Reporting

Car Pools.

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

'That's for not taking an interest in archery!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

Wheelies Gang.

"Are you ready to try it with a real egg?"

Circus. It's been fun working with these circus performers on their financial planning. Those clowns are serious savers! Yeah, they've cut expenses by carpooling. The highwire walker wants a portfolio with a mixture of stocks and bonds. Having balance is her highest priority! And the lion tamer is interested only in very safe investments --- He has zero tolerance for more risk in his life. Our last meeting today is with the trapeze artist. What is your net worth? Every penny it cost!

Practical Jokes Doctors Can't Do

Trick of Treat

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

"I thought that driving around all day picking kids up and dropping them off, then waiting for them,would be more fulfilling."

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'