Carpooling Trickster Gifts

"There's a guy in the trunk."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Scarecrow Directions

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

How do fish get to work?

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

5 people balance on one tiny bike

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

BMX Tricks

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Extreme Court Reporting

Car Pools.

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

'That's for not taking an interest in archery!'

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

Practical Jokes Doctors Can't Do

"Are you ready to try it with a real egg?"

Wheelies Gang.

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

"I thought that driving around all day picking kids up and dropping them off, then waiting for them,would be more fulfilling."

'I know moms can drive you crazy, but they can drive you lots of other places, too!'

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'