Carpool Captain Pillows

I drive, therefore I am.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Captain steering house through flood.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Romance on the Yacht

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Dog Walking and Child Walking.

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

How do fish get to work?

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'