Car Pool Captain Pillows

'Well, at least members of my car pool understand me.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Captain steering house through flood.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

I drive, therefore I am.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Romance on the Yacht

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

Dog Walking and Child Walking.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

Boat to the Horizon.

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'Putting up a deck chair is a real bugger at the best of times.'

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

Bon Voyage

'...and whose theroy was it that a bigger propeller would give us more thrust?'

Message in fishing net - 'Sorry - we don't live here anymore'.