Car Pool Champion Pillows

Car Pools.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

I drive, therefore I am.

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'Is the water cold?'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'They've been carpooling together for 30 years.'

Birds cue ball escape.

'Another day, another dollar.'

"Reggie is retired, but he still goes to work to play the office sports pool."

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

Drink kills.

Musical Snooker

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

Snooker player with telescopic sight fitted to his cue.

Carpool karaoke

Supermarket traffic lights.

'Lots of people have longer commutes than you.'

"Sometimes, I feel like life is passing me by."

'Sure, I catch it once in a while, but nothing beats the chase.'

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

The Dangers of Snooker.

"They call him, Selfie Stick."

'Well, at least members of my car pool understand me.'

'Do you think the car pool manager will notice ?'

The bus broke down. Can you get Twig and her posse from field hockey? I'm making a delivery. Please? I'm stuck at work. Ok. I'll figure something our so the police don't notice. Tree's Trees.