Car Pool Champion Pillows

Car Pools.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

I drive, therefore I am.

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

'Is the water cold?'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

Birds cue ball escape.

"Reggie is retired, but he still goes to work to play the office sports pool."

'Another day, another dollar.'

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

Drink kills.

Musical Snooker

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

'Sure, I catch it once in a while, but nothing beats the chase.'

Supermarket traffic lights.

Carpool karaoke

'Lots of people have longer commutes than you.'

The Dangers of Snooker.

'Do you think the car pool manager will notice ?'

'Well, at least members of my car pool understand me.'

"You've had six accidents?"

Emile's Unbeaten Record at Musical Statues Still Stood.