Pool Champions Pillows

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

'Not that slowly back...'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

'Is the water cold?'

"That's the deep end."

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Brownie Points

Thank you Doctor

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

'Want to go for a dip?'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

Birds cue ball escape.

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Ultimately, Wyatt's curiosity got the better of him.

'I know...I was expecting something different too...'

Relax, you are now floating in hydrochloric acid...

"Reggie is retired, but he still goes to work to play the office sports pool."

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

Car Pools.

"It's the deep end."

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

Musical Snooker

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'