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Filling up a rooftop pool

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Bishops Snooker

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'Is the water cold?'

Cruise.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

7 14 4 11 P. You're sure it was the guy with no number?

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Swimming Champion.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.