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Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Bishops Snooker

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Is the water cold?'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Cruise.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Swimming Champion.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.